slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(via freespiritkryeli)

gerardswaysface:

If you dont like twenty one pilots:

  • ummm???
  • yes you do 
  • stop lying
  • love youself
  • ????????????

(via sellymr)

"If a poem hasn’t ripped apart your soul; you haven’t experienced poetry."

Edgar Allan Poe  (via rhymez)

(Source: letteratura-litterature, via smilefordays)

i-aint-straight:

"And I hate to say I love you 
When it’s so hard for me
And I hate to say I want you 
When you make it so clear you don’t want me

I’d never ask you cause deep down

I’m certain I know what you’d say
You’d say: I’m sorry believe me
I love you but not in that way…”

(Source: thellaryteen, via sellymr)

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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